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Milk Demotivational Poster


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by elixiri

maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


Buy An E? -


TAGS: milk beer letters change
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 1, 2016, 12:12 am
I share my amen from 'cern with ya teehee.
OldIrish - July 31, 2016, 12:27 pm
This gave me a good sermon idea. UP with it!!
MissPriss - July 31, 2016, 11:34 am
thanks 'cern
concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:20 am
Amen sister, UP yours


MILKING FOR AMATEURS -




Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -


TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 3.09/5

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turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


MILK? -




PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!


TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep Bestiality, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb ass.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthefuck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


EXPERIMENTATION -




NOT TO BRAG BUT - I cooked my own breakfast this morning...




OREO -




THE CHEESE WIZ - A powerful sorcerer, his special brand of milk-based magic strikes fear into the hearts or many, especially those lactose intolerant bigots.


TAGS: milk lactose wizard scary theatre
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 1:25 pm
Thanks. I just saw The Sorcerer's Apprentice and thought they made a MASSIVE oversight by not including this guy.
Reality Lord - July 26, 2010, 1:18 pm

nice


GOT PRIEST? -


TAGS: milk mustache
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by CANADA

spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:24 pm
5Ls.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 3:42 pm
thanks guys
Airman - March 12, 2010, 10:57 am
gotta give this a disturbing 5 hail marys
Fatt Matt - March 12, 2010, 10:56 am
HA! hahahahaha!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 2:52 am
Pat's place.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 2:45 am
but the poster looks weird. I made it in Paint
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 2:44 am
Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 2:43 am
sonofabitch.... not only are you a great guy, you're funny, witty, have a great girl, and.... are an epic motifaker! 5 terribly cruel lions! Nailed it!


MILK JUGS - Easier than carrying it on top of your head!


TAGS: september challenge milk jugs enuf for the whole village
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:49 am
ugly. 1 lion only beacuse I can't give 0
temp - September 20, 2009, 12:36 am
I hope those aren't real. She may actually be pretty without them.


THROUGH THE NOSE TEST - yep, that one's funny


TAGS: milk nose
Rating: 4.08/5

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Spoiled Milk -


TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.07/5

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 11:11 am
Let's do a parody of the California milk commercials: "Spoiled milk comes from pissed-off cows. Pissed-off cows come from New Jersey!"


YOUR MILKSHAKE - I DRINK IT UP!


TAGS: milkshake there will be blood
Rating: 1.27/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
whats up with that?
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Well, MY milkshake brings the girls to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours!" Damn right, it's better than yours. (I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.)
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:58 pm
Then we get to crush peoples skulls with bowling pins YAAAAAAAAAAY!
S8N - May 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
there will be blood... but first ice cream, whipped cream and cherry


THE TOUGHEST PART -




STARRY, STARRY NIGHT. - Paint your palette blue and grey, Look out on a summer's day, With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.




THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are sucking milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4chan...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


THE MILKMAN -




KING KONG -


TAGS: september challenge milk or bukkake
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Reality Lord - August 2, 2010, 8:01 am

5 mighty mighty faps.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:56 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:53 am
Ahah this would be good if you haven't choose a nigger monster
Derek - September 3, 2009, 5:46 pm
A very spunky girl
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:55 am
Holey shit...just sayin'


PURPLE MILKSHAKE -


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.


I SAW YOU -




MILK JUGS -




HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night!


TAGS: this is almost as bad as that time we drank moose milk
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
hehehehehehehehe 6
MrRandom - November 6, 2009, 8:08 pm
I could say that about the suckers my friend brought back from Amsterdam as well. They looked normal. Looks are deceiving though.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 8:03 pm
The plate just had peanut butter squares that Mrs. spacedog made, and the only thing in them was little colored marshmallows.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 3:41 pm
Um...about that...were the "brownies" in a plastic bag? Possibly stuck to the plastic bag? I mean...spaceDOG...


KITCHEN AIDE -


TAGS: kitchen appliances keep on smiling milkman
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:12 pm
If he asks if you have a webcam just say no.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:11 pm
You're welcome pretty lady..........I'm not being a perv (right now)...I just like having women on Motifake.
tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2010, 2:09 pm
Thanks Mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 11:54 am
I 5'd it...funny stuff.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 11:52 am
he said slant
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:51 am

nice to have a womans slant on things.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 11:11 pm

funny. I think I will run the "dairy pillows" line on my wife.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, apparently, you're approving. Thanks for this site... it's a good outlet.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 10:28 pm
I have never been known for good taste. My weak posters prove it.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:26 pm
Thanks again! But unfortunately, this will never be a 5'er. Besides, we all know that postive feedback is the best.
5150monkeylove - October 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
This was great. 5 dirty pillows
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thanks for the positive comments!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:35 pm
Nice.
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
hehehe, "dairy pillows", 5L


MILK MAIDS? - He just learned the hard way...they might look like they serve milk, but they don’t.


TAGS: got milk
Rating: 4.37/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:46 am
Although milk is DELICIOUS, they serve something much, much better.


MILK -


TAGS: milk
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

JLBachs - April 26, 2010, 6:37 pm
Why can't I ALWAYS be the cow?
bOB cHIN - July 29, 2009, 2:38 pm
This is udderly...nvrmind


GOT MILK? -




NOT SURE WHO - but someone is gonna get milked.




HOMO MILK -




HAPPY COW SAYS - .....that wasn't milk




COWS - "lets yank on them dangly things and drink wat comes out" that is how people began drinking cow milk




NO MILK FROM THIS "COW" -


TAGS: milk cow free run rerun
Rating: 4.86/5

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culos - January 23, 2011, 3:54 pm
That's right, you keep them locked up in your basement, don't you?
agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 3:06 pm
Mail-order brides aren't free.
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 6:57 pm
I'm going to need a few jugs..........for later incase I have cookies and tellitkeitis there's not much you can't say here
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:15 pm
Hey, isn't that??? Oh, forget it.


I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT - I think that jerk was stealing my milk ...


TAGS: dad mom stealing my milk
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - March 28, 2012, 3:46 pm
5LO5L


MILK - Two days before the invention of the wheel, two weeks before space travel.




JUGS - remember kids dont forget to drink your milk


TAGS: jugs milk
Rating: 3.69/5

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Coolguy123 - February 24, 2014, 11:21 am
Im 11 and i want to FFFF****KKKK her
Bah - September 22, 2009, 4:12 am
11? Dude, she's gotta be at least 12!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 2:15 am
Woof.
Cubby Fan - June 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
Milk in the bathroom? Why doesn't she have my cum dripping down her chin?
Erecrottod - May 31, 2009, 2:57 pm
At least she's 11
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 12:30 pm
Just imagine: A 10-year-old NON-virgin...
Kung-Fu Devil - November 9, 2008, 2:50 pm
Wow that's one big breasted 10 year old.
energy - November 9, 2008, 2:35 pm
this is great. but i was wondering... why does she have milk in the bathroom?


DENIAL -


TAGS: cat milk denial wytch
Rating: 3.64/5

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melissa1125 - November 1, 2011, 12:54 am
cute cats are never annoying!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:41 am
All is good.
Wytch - August 11, 2011, 5:09 pm
Sorry about the massive postings bro, I've had a bunch I made on the computer for months, and just got up the nerve to start posting. Thanks for the advice on the cat thing, didn't realize it was annoying. cheers.
champ99 - August 11, 2011, 4:50 pm
Dude, enough with the cat posters and 10 at a time at that. Quality over quantity. Take it to Dig my Dog.


MILK -




SOMEWHERE -




FACIAL - BOOM! HEADSHOT!


TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Sho

aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:14 pm
old jokes, dont make me do it


SHAKE - My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge




ingredients -


TAGS: starbucks coffee milkshakes reality check
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.


WHO NEEDS MOM WHEN I HAVE 4 TEATS TO SUCK ON! -




CONCERN -


TAGS: concern milk aids rape aids
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 7:43 pm
Talk About Heaven.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
That's a party though, man, his monkey, his goat and enough beer for all
Feasibly - October 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Nice one Hawa! I cannot understand why I saw this one as being funny...*cough cough* 5L
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 5:49 pm
Syntax error, emergency mind shutdown.
rerun - October 3, 2010, 4:41 pm

how about monkeys loving goats?
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 4:39 pm
You Believe What, The Sexual Healthiness Of Tender Loving Goats? Or Do You believe In Monkey Molestation?
forseti - October 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
In some strange way I believe that, Hawa... :P
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 3:45 pm
I will point fingers, I never did understand you monkey people... I'm a goat man myself,and goats have been proven to be healthy sexual partners by my ancestors.
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 1:51 pm

oh sure...point fingers...like we all haven't done that to monkeys. guys...am i wrong here....guys....lolz


GOT MILK ? - No Thanks, I'll Take A Pass.


TAGS: homo tasting milk
Rating: 3.9/5

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Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:42 am
Nice. I'm with you, MustyK. 5L.


WHY BUY THE COW - When the milk is free




MY MILKSNAKE -


TAGS: september challenge milk i drink your milksnake
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Guest091 - September 5, 2009, 6:42 am
And the surprising part about this is milksnakes aren't venomous and hardly attack humans. But to still scare the shit of humans for just being what it is in this pic is humorous.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 5:43 pm
Actually there are plenty of places for us Canadians to act tough -- just no one takes us seriously there either. So sit tight (something tells me yer a natural at that), I'll calling in an bag o' milk airstike to your location.
MOTIFAKE.com - September 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
The ONE place canadians can act tough apparently (see moron below)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:12 am
When you're right. You're right.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:10 am
Fine.... Whore... There I said it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:08 am
NO.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:48 am
Not again... Can't I just take ONE nap and wake up with my soul where I left it??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:47 am
AK!!!!! sorry bud, but I just traded your soul for whiskey. Bunny might sell it back to you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:46 am
Semantics......you're a cornhole. Not a milkhole but nobody pointed that out....except me....but I'm drunk.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:44 am
Lighten up, alkoholger. And next time, comment BEFORE you make a tunnel concerning his mistake...
alkoholger - September 4, 2009, 6:38 am
Funny. Although you fail. Thats a cornsnake. Not a milksnake.
Colonel Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:57 pm
"Melikes!" You Sirrr have an entirley deplorable want of snake pride. Maybe we should take up a collection and purchase one of them garter snakes and present it to you as our way of commemorating your public declaration of serpentine inferiority.
Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 10:55 pm
I like it Logic!!!
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:34 pm
Melikes!
Sean - September 3, 2009, 9:25 pm
That's "Colonel" to you, Sirrr.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 8:58 pm
....LOL Sean!!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:48 pm
And for you to dare suggest that he could (assuming we glue his little salamander arms back on) hold a candle to my Blinky (he has a hereditary nervous condition) is an insult to my entire clan. So retract your claim of serpentine superiority post haste!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:46 pm
I say I say Sirrrr that all those who hold veracity in high esteem must recoil in horror at the perpetration of the allegation that this syphilitic second rate salamander amputee could favorably compare to even the most tattered of moldy old boot laces.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:15 pm
Genius! You bastard. Love it.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 2:33 pm
Worse, this song has been in my head all day with THOSE LYRICS!!! And cause I'm feeling mean today, next time you listen to 'Bad Moon Rising', tell me if it doesn't sound like they are saying, "There's a bathroom on the right".
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:54 pm
Oh come ON! I JUST got it out of my head and you had to go and comment on it. JEEZ!
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Unintended consequence of this poster? This song has been playing in my head for hours!!!


MILK DRINKERS -


TAGS: milk drinkers stay with beer motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.76/5

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GreyScorpion - November 22, 2009, 8:37 pm
Udderly Hilarious!! 5L


FINE PRINT -




MILK - Mama's is still the bomb


TAGS: milk fat funny mama
Rating: 2.02/5

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Taylor - August 21, 2008, 4:11 pm
Photoshop you suck at it


SUPERMAN - Stole My Milk... and i think it gave him a boner...


TAGS: milk superman
Rating: 1.86/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 2:10 am
Even if Supes were not well endowed, he could still probably ejaculate through a foot thick steel door. If his sperm can fly, you do not want him ejaculating at all, or the air will be abuzz with the little fuckers.
Lloyd - November 27, 2008, 1:57 am
Superman has an unusually small penis... Why else would he need to overcompensate with all this macho saving the world bullshit.
Zed - November 17, 2008, 7:56 pm
If SUPERMAN had a boner, you wouldn't have to THINK about it.
Aries - November 17, 2008, 7:56 pm
thats Mildly DISTURBING


MILK - It comes from oxes now


TAGS: milk oxes gripherje
Rating: 1.79/5

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EliteDoom - August 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Don't you mean "bulls"?


ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: calendar alcohol replace milk mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - April 18, 2012, 4:12 pm
if you get over with those 12, this one is next...
Airman - April 18, 2012, 2:36 pm
a nice addition to the other 12 steps
spypengen - April 17, 2012, 8:33 pm
this is now mt faveorite sit
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:26 pm

YUMMY :)


CUBBY'S BAR & GRILL - I've pulled her hair. I've given her frogs. She still doesn't seem to care.


TAGS: bar milk bear frogs hair
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:07 am
Women. When you want to pull their hair, they say "Hey! Where's that frog you promised?" And when you give 'em a frog, they look at you like you should be pullin' their hair instead. Women. They don' know what they want. Cubby 'll tell ya.
Ed-Hyde - May 5, 2010, 2:33 pm
If you really want to show you care, wait a few years and then pop her bra strap.
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 9:08 am
very nice, 5L
ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
I don't know what you are doing wrong... It always works for Cubby. 5 froggys.


BONANZA - Justin has just struck the "Mother-Load"!




FEAR OF MOOOOOOOOO -




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: got milk
Rating: 4.17/5

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GOT MARSH? - She gots it


TAGS: marsh marshmallow got milk
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:14 am
Self tribute?
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:28 pm
I hope it felt good...5 sticky poodles


GOT MILK? - Dustin would like some right about now!


TAGS: milk
Rating: 3.75/5

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CREAM -


TAGS: september challenge i just milked in my underwear
Rating: 3.62/5

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Eltarian - August 15, 2012, 4:29 pm
The Bowl - You wish it was you
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:51 am
Thank you Gentlemen...just goes to show that milk DOES do a body good!
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 10:27 am
just about, I nearly 5'd myself to death. That would have been hard to explain to the wife.
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:56 am
Just to let you know LD...that whole set: 5 Poodles...gotta go later Fakers


CUBBYBEAR FANS - They hate COLD porridge.




GOT MILK? -


TAGS: september challenge thats not really milk
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:40 pm
funny and underated 5L
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 4:02 pm
1st The wood, Then they get the "milk".


WHOOPS -


TAGS: whoops spilled milk story
Rating: 3.35/5

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Arnaldo - November 17, 2009, 6:02 am
talking about sticking....
Derek - September 2, 2009, 8:40 pm
Frankie says RELAX


LOL @ MILK - Motifake sure likes milking a joke...


TAGS: milk
Rating: 3.3/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 11:38 am
Player, check the forums. The schedule days for specific topics. Brought to by the incarnation of Capt. Bobvious.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:12 am
Here's milk in yer eye!


SPILLED MILK -


TAGS: spilled milk crying beer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:26 am
Amen to that!


CANADIANS HAVE BALLS -




HAVE SOME! - It looks just like milk!




THE MOVEMENT OF MY MAMMARY GLANDS - Bring all the gentleman to the courtyard




MILK DILDOES - Because Motitunnels bring the most absurd and unrelated concepts together!




SPILLED MILK - No Matter What You Say, I Find This Very Upsetting!


TAGS: spilled milk is very upsetting
Rating: 1.83/5

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murderblade - January 14, 2009, 12:54 am
always find an emo kid to cry about it some where.


MILK - Corey's got it...


TAGS: milk
Rating: 1.79/5

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GOT MILK -


TAGS: aids milk
Rating: 1.72/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2014, 9:48 pm
Because you drank milk??? That's pretty damned ignorant.
Scorpio7 - November 21, 2008, 4:55 pm
There is NO SUCH THING as "good" AIDS.


JAIL - Also Has Milk In Bags


TAGS: jail canada milk bags
Rating: 1.7/5

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Jon the Fapper - December 23, 2008, 11:15 am
The more you know! :D


SADISM -


TAGS: sadist torture kids milk
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 28, 2013, 7:21 am

Way back when, I got in trouble with my sis for giving my neices 'special M&Ms' - dark chocolate covered espresso beans. Fun times.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 1:26 am
…..and all you have is coffee…and sugar…and their parents are on the way to pick them up. Heh Heh


coconut water -




AGGY, SEAN AND SPACE -


TAGS: no crying over spilt milk
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:01 am
Which one did you "spill milk" on?


SOUR MILKSHAKE -


TAGS: never say yes milkshake rhinos
Rating: 4.57/5

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Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 8:02 am
There's a couple thousand rules about just that f.ex NEVER use the words But, if, lose, weight, hate, love, what. You are suicidal if do.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 7:54 pm
And never pause to consider your answer either. 5L


RS JAKE -


TAGS: its jake day got milk
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 1:20 pm
I swear. Tom Selleck doesn't age.
R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 1:18 pm
Aint she a sweety? Don't cross her though, she'll cut ya!


RATS! - I dropped my pacifier!




CHEESE -


TAGS: cheese milk
Rating: 3.74/5

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Todd Snyder - September 3, 2009, 9:46 pm
Yesssssss - cheeeeezzzzeee - 5 lions 4 u!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:02 pm
5 lactose-intolerant lions!


THIRSTY? -


TAGS: september challenge this milk is colder than a witches titty in a brass bra
Rating: 3.66/5

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Immortal_Anarchist - December 9, 2009, 10:13 am
I love the reaction of the mother. Priceless. 5 of those things that roar and eat others young.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:52 am
That's not just ANY nipple - it's artwork...I mean, it's clearly a bust... ;-)
culos - September 3, 2009, 10:05 am
I'm surprised this one was accepted. When I submit a poster depicting a nipple being sucked it's got to be moved to Naughtyfake.....
motifake - September 3, 2009, 9:59 am

That child is a traitor! LOL - 5L


WEATHER REPORT - Warm and clear with a slight chance of milk!




T.M.I. -


TAGS: september challenge milk straight from the tap
Rating: 3.29/5

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Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:41 am
It's made for drinking... don't you swallow?


HEY BILL - That's not milk.




MOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: september challenge milk carton with missing mooooo
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Yeah, That's what you said. But I saw the leather polish in your car and decided against it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:28 pm
That was a totally different night...me and Aggy were just going to take him out for some tippin'!
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Your avatar doesn't make you look very good right here LD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 12:24 pm
Well, there was this little boy and his stuffed tiger who tried to lure me into their car with candy and a salt lick.......The Tiger seemed to be giving the orders.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:54 am
Oh, THERE you are! I was hoping that some Timmy hadn't gotten hold of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 11:45 am
How did I know my name would come up a lot on milk day? 5.


APRIL FOOL'S -


TAGS: life time day beer joke milk
Rating: 2.94/5

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.... - May 3, 2009, 10:22 am
people have started wars for less...


BELL BIV DEVOE -




S.F.W. - Pretty much the only creamy pie you will find on Motifake.




CUBBYROBOT - He likes to give his milk to kids.


TAGS: cubbyrobot milk kids
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - April 7, 2009, 11:35 am
boo...I ain't no pedobear


CANADA - Because here, we sell milk in BAGS. Yes, BAGS.




BAGGED MILK - Yes Canada Has It


TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.31/5

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GOT (FUTURE) MILK?? - Prime wants it and he will used forse to get it.


TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.25/5

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Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 10:40 pm
Uh... how about you do one?
Grammar Nazi - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Forse? Fail. Go to the oven.
sarcasm - September 3, 2009, 7:45 pm
LMAO!


HOMO MILK - its a sin


TAGS: milk
Rating: 2.06/5

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IP - August 30, 2008, 11:28 am
An excellent source of calcium ...or protein?


MY MILKSHAKE - It's better than yours




BAGGED MILK - Safer for Wal*Mart Door Greeters.




MILKY WAY DARK - Gotta Love that Nouggett


TAGS: milky way
Rating: 1.75/5

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Desecrated Scotch Glass -


TAGS: milk memory moo your mom i mean mind full
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 29, 2015, 8:10 pm
LUUUV this Greeny! Its weird, have to think about it for a minute, but excellent! 5L


Quila Kitty Says -


TAGS: problems booze milk water solution
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am
True that !


'Em -


TAGS: is for milk
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 21, 2015, 11:46 pm
It's a rough life when you have to use that "powdered stuff" in your Caucasians.
Bandit5906 - April 21, 2015, 10:56 pm
5L Reminds me of my ex!
GaryO - April 21, 2015, 2:57 pm
Thanx con. A bit of a mild one this time. I see a bit of white lower left edge...didn't see that when submitting
concern3 - April 21, 2015, 2:08 pm
Beautiful a 5er


Punk'd -


TAGS: motifaker concern3 tribute clockwork orange milk hormones estrogen prank
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2017, 12:15 pm
My pleasure :))
concern3 - January 27, 2017, 8:31 am
love it, UP yours, Thanks


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